I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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