Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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