Your tits are I can't wait for
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Drake has all the answers
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Randomize
