Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
