now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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