and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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