I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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