Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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