And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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