I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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