like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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