there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we're making bets on your personal life
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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