ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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