Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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