It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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