I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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