So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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