wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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