Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I would fuck him just for his dog
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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