he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
soo... how was my night?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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