maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
