Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize