Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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