are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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