best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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