You made me cry and you don't even care
I think I am morally bankrupt
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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