i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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