There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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