bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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