if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
