So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
My cat gives me a boner
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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