i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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