So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Couch. On fire.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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