Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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