Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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