it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I enjoy the company of your penis
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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