what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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