So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
