She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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