I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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