maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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