You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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