she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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