We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize
