let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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