what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Terrible idea I love it
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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