I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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