flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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