Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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