all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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