We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I am available for nakedness
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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