brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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