can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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