Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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