thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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