Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I looked at my own cervix.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
